07/19/2010

Just Sweet

Written by John Franklin

Woman-in-jail

Larissa Riquelme has decided to run naked anyway. Blessed be the girl. The Paraguayan lingerie model has decided that despite her favorite World Cup team taking one in the teeth when those nasty Spaniards beat Paraguay on the way to their first World Cup final ever, she will run naked through the streets of Asuncion as a present to all of the players, and all of the people in Paraguay to enjoy.

Whew, that was a close one. Larissa had promised to run naked if Paraguay had won the World Cup…but they failed! Eliminating all hope for beautiful nakedness jingling and bobbing, up and down, back and forth, a booma booma through the cold, hard streets of Paraguay. But alas poor sailors, we have all been saved by her magnanimous gesture to run naked anyway. Such personal self-sacrifice is an inspiration for all of us. Now we know that the FCC and American broadcasters will not dare air this mini-mini-marathon due to laws on indecency, not to mention the various do-gooder organizations that protect us poor folk from disturbing images and even worse language, like the Parents Television Council.

Read the rest of the article here: The Pigeon Post -- Just Sweet

Jul 19, 2010 9:15:41 AM | Current Affairs

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